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Dhoni's Thoughts During the Match.

After nine overs of England inning:
“Sala thuk gaya, aaaj to Bhuvneshwar to bhi bhoon ke kha rahe hain...Shammi ka to shammi kebab ban-na hi tha.”

In the tenth over when Bell got out to Ishant:
“Baja di na talli mere dilli ke sher ne!! Jeo mere laal; series jitwa de, CSK me select karwa doonga!!” (Usually playing for the nation is more respected, usually)

In the twelfth over, when Kevin got hit by an Ishant delivery:
“Thok de sale ko, out ho na ho, bheja khol de sasure ka!!”

In the 23rd over, when Cook got his half-century:
“Saale ne jeena haram kar diya hai...Sachin ko alag fikar laga hai ki uske record tod dega; aaj phir phone karega aur bolega, “Mein retirement vaapis leta hoon, mere ko team me le lo”. Abey Sachu, idhar apni jagah ke vandhe pade hain, tere ko records ki padi hai...team spirit hi nai hai!!!”

In the 32nd over when Cook got out:
“Sala Ashwin ghatiya se ghatiya ball pe wicket le jaata hai!! Kya jadoo hai iske paas?? Chalo acha hai na, CSK ka bacha hai”

In the 34th over when Morgan got out to Ashwin:
“Kya bola apun ne? Yeda ban ke peda kha jata hai...batsmen sochta hai, ghatiya bowler hai, bahar utha ke maaroonga, aur out ho jaata hai”

In the 37th over when Patel got out to Jadeja:
“Aaj to saala match hi CSK ke naam...Srinivasan sir khush ho jaayenge...agli series England vs. CSK!”

In the 38th over when Kohli dropped Root:
“Abey g***u...teri jadon mein baith jaayega yeh...pehle kaun si kami thi jo ye din dikha raha hai kal muhe”...

In the 45th over when Ashwin got hit for 17:
“Dhat tere ki...kitni baar bola hai iss dhakan ko, zyada experiment mat kiya kar; seedhe ball daal, aur flat aur tez dall...Carrom ball ka shauk hai na, aaj tera carom banata hoon...KP kam tha ki ab Root bhi maarne laga hai”

In the 46th over when KP got out:
“Ishant, mere pathe...jeeta reh...koi baat nahi, 16 hi pade naa, us Ranbir ke duplicate ko dekh, pit-ta bhi hai, aur leta bhi nahi hai”

In the 47th over when Raina dropped Root:
“Saalo, mil (you and Kohli) ke meri  le lo na...gora bhi to maar hi raha hai!! Mere haal pe taras karo...ye series nahi jeetey to mere saath saath tumhare bhi ***** lag jayyenge”

In the 50th over, when Root went berserk:
“Gore ne gaana kya seekh liya hai, yehi gaata rehta hai...Teri keh ke loonga...teri keh ke loonga...abey le to li, abhi kya youtube pe upload karega?”



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