THE Toilet Seat Rodin's Blog

I looked up to check the compartment number; sure it was ‘G’. Bingo! I pulled open the door and stuck my neck in to make sure that at least one berth was empty. Sometimes folks just take any berth and have to be requested to move to their berths. Oh! This was one of those compartments that have only two berths. Yes, one berth was empty and on the other berth was....... a very gorgeous woman! She looked around 25, had creamy, alabaster skin, and looked as if she hit the gym quite regularly. Aha! This journey was going to be interesting, I thought.  She must have a drop-dead beautiful smile I mused. However, she wasn’t smiling. In fact, she was looking at me as if she had seen something particularly distasteful. Hmm, had someone, unbeknownst to me, painted ‘Jack the Ripper’ on my forehead? Did I have something like a booger on my face? I ran my hand over my face, nothing; it came back as clean as nun’s habit. Was I wearing one of those T-shirts with sexually explicit sloga...