Those were such happy times and not so long away, how i wonder where they've gone.......

With profound regret I have to inform you of the demise of my second bachelorhood! Second Bachelorhood? Yes, my wife had gone home to her parents and i was making hay while the sun shone. Perhaps a better simile would be mouse having a blast while the cat was away! The second, short coming of the bachelorhood was much, much more enjoyable than the first, much longer edition. The reason was because I knew it would finish at a pre-determined date, I made sure that I made the most of it. Every night was party night with the guys( and a few gals too, but don't tell her that!). If anyone wants to know how ancient Romans lived, how they had orgies lasting weeks together, you just have to see how a married dude behaves when his wife is visiting her parents, in this case ME! Late night parties used to finish at the crack of dawn and that too not because the guys(or the girls) were tired, but because some idiot got only a dozen bottles of booze. The days were spent recuperating from the rigors of the nights, after all, all that boozing and dancing with the chicks did take its toll on poor me!! By the time it used to be time to wake up in late afternoon, usually some hottie would call and the next few hours were spent getting cozy with her and then it was time to party again!!!!! Its hard work, let me tell you. It is very hard work but hey, who's complaining??!

Now, with her coming in tomorrow, it was time to clear up all signs of the wild parties(I did mention orgies, didn't I?), of wanton debaucheries and so the entire day today was spent cleaning up the house. The house had to be fumigated and aired out to get rid of the smell of pot and stale cigarette smoke and of roasted chickens and fried fish. All traces of old flames and new one night stands had to be eliminated and all girlie magazines and videos had to be disposed off. The comp had to be gotten rid of all the naughty stuff. Phew! It was bloody hard work. The booze bottles alone fetched a good price from my 'Raddi-wala', it made me enough money to  buy her a bouquet of flowers( how thoughtful of me, no?). The chicken and mutton bones that i threw out today made me friends with all the stray dogs in my neighborhood. No one can accuse me on not being considerate of other creatures who share the planet with me! The girlie mags and movies? Are you crazy? Who throws them out? Ain't she gonna visit her parents again?
Sigh!!! SIGH!!!! SIGHHHHH!!! This, unfortunately, is the end of my second bachelorhood. In the days to come; if you feel that I have toned down or am restrained, believe me, I will be restrained. The collar and the chain on the wall looks very ominous..........