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David Dhawan is a RASCAL for making us pay for watching this movie.




Even if someone gives you free tickets to go watch 'Rascals', the latest (mis)adventure by David Dhawan, please do not give in to the temptation. You might get the tickets free, but you'll have to spend on parking, snacks etc. and believe me, you do not want to do it. Not for a movie like 'Rascals'. The plot is hackneyed, a rip-off from inane Govinda and D. Dhawan movies of yore. And just when we thought that the torture is over, the genre of stupid movies was a thing of the past, David Dhawan strikes back with a vengeance! Right where it hurts the most!Why the hell does not D.D. retire and raise sheep somewhere where no one can find him?


Can't even begin to tell you who was the worst off the lot. Was it Sanjay Dutt who is looking more and more like an uncle, or was it Ajay Devgn, who along with the 'A' from his name, also seems to have lost a few of his marbles.Or was it Kangana Ranaut, who is being touted as the find of the decade but far as I know, can't speak or act. She would be good in a villian's moll's role, where she could just show off her curves without having to open her mouth. I can think of another kind of movies for her, but hey, this blog is just 'PG'!

To cut a long story short, there really is no plot. The movie starts with two of the rascals- sanjay and ajay stealing from Arjun Rampal. Just when you think that mafia types badass Arjun is gonna get revenge, the movie takes off on a tangent that is not even remotely hilarious. The comedy is so stale that there is a mold on it, the gags make you gag, and the music barely tolerable. Chunk Pandey is wasted in a cliched 'gujjus' role.
How does the movie end? Well, to tell the truth, I do not know. We walked out just after interval.

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